Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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