do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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