Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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