no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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