So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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