she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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