just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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