well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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