Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize