is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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