it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
