Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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