Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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