You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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