wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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