what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Shame - the story of my life.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
