we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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