why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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