why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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