it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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