I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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