We won't sleep together?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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