Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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