Well apparently he's into motor boating.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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