Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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