Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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