Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
