i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize