hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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