I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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