he puts the penis in happiness.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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