I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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