You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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