You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I skipped work to stalk him.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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