ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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