Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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