bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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