The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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