I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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