It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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