yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We were destined to go to rehab together
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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