:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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