My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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