well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
ttyl tear gas
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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