I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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