Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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