arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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