Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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