It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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