I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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