well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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