He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize