you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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