My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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