this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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