summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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