Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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