we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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