You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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